October 31, 2026 · blurb

Come and Take It: The Battle for Local Inference

Sam Altman went on the Cheeky Pint podcast and said the quiet part in full sentences. From a global allocation perspective, he argued, it is "quite terrible" to have everybody holding a share of the world's limited DRAM supply in their own computers, used 5% of the time. Maximum utilization lives in the cloud. His cloud, which you would rent back from him one task at a time.

Gizmodo has the story: Sam Altman: All the RAM Should Belong to Me, So I Can Charge People to Use It

He can have my RAM the way Santa Anna could have the cannon at Gonzales. Two memes, made this morning. The flag first flew in the cartoon; here it is on its own.

A distressed off-white flag with a black star and a RAM stick above the words Come and Take It

Local inference is mine.